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Drive Demotivational Poster


SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive

TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm
*$-h-o-t *t-@-p-e-s Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm
Eddie Murphy said that when you get sh**, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan ***es in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got sh**. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm
That's True .



TAGS: tech cat screwdriver wytch
Rating: 3.71/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I trust him more than I do the creeps at Best Buy.


ADMIT IT - You're thinking about it too

TAGS: car ramp drive
Rating: 4.8/5

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flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:49 pm
When ever i see that in front of me i always freak out and start screaming ' WERE GOING TO DIE, RUN JUMP OUT THE WINDOWS!' then everyone stares at me in the car .3.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 5:26 pm
ye5, ye5 I am.
forseti - April 4, 2011, 10:02 am
You lost a "K" with your last stunt ;)
Defence2501 - April 4, 2011, 9:39 am
That would make me want to pull a Nightrider stunt!
Reality Lord - December 22, 2010, 11:03 pm

LOLZ...hugely so. you should contribute more often....sir.
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 3:04 pm
it's that stupid little 12" lip at the top of the ramp... if only it wasn't there.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 9:33 am
ALWAYS think about it haha. If only it weren't for clearance issues...hmm


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

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KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****

ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS - And that is 10 miles away from the REAL meeting place.

TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 2.19/5

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Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
The creator of this poster is ANOTHER guy who won't be eating any v*****, anytime soon...


TAGS: drive safe bolts nuts scatter
Rating: 4.74/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - October 9, 2011, 7:11 pm
lol so true. 5 nuts
Feasibly - October 6, 2011, 9:40 pm
um...falloutghoul...um...nevermind... ;)
falloutghoul - October 6, 2011, 9:06 pm
Which nut? The one behind the wheel?


TAGS: brains drivethru zombies
Rating: 4.1/5

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LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Ooh, donuts!
TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 10:29 am
oh **** they can drive? we're screwed!
Kamui - January 6, 2010, 5:23 am
****. If they can drive now, we're in trouble.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 20, 2009, 11:38 pm

WAIT A MINUTE... - An Asian AND a Woman? You might as well light the car on... Oh... never-mind....


STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...

student drivers -

TAGS: drivers car crash dead
Rating: 1.87/5

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Astaroth - May 27, 2009, 10:04 pm
Am I the only one that looked past the fat chicks in the ph**o to notice the spelling mistake?
megan - January 18, 2009, 1:52 am
fake or not fake you are all rude and obnoxious a**holes that should grow the f*** up
Chadd Hawkins - December 6, 2008, 1:57 pm
Except for the one ontop of the car and the fact this is obviously fake I'd still say that the driver did us a favor by killing a few fat chicks
God - August 21, 2008, 2:18 pm
Who cares? They're all fat chicks.
jay - August 11, 2008, 4:38 pm
how bout fake

ALCOHOL DRIVER TEST - Even if he passes the sobriety test I stll think he is screwed.

TAGS: alcohol driver test dunk kid
Rating: 3.79/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:35 pm
But it was root beer officer.


TAGS: taxi drivers drive taxis
Rating: 4.79/5

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Reality Lord - March 28, 2011, 2:01 pm

nicely done dude!!


TAGS: recreationarea bong stoned drive marijuana
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:52 pm
WHOO! My Home-State!
Dean Ascher - December 5, 2010, 11:17 am
Richard Ira Bong. WWII Ace pilot of the P-38.
tjhawk - December 2, 2010, 10:41 am
sadly i know where this place is lol. it's just outside milwaukee.
Reality Lord - November 30, 2010, 8:18 pm

nicely done dude!
Faceplant31 - November 30, 2010, 6:11 pm
Glad you stuck with this one. You did the pic the justice it deserved. 5L from me

D.B COOPER - Hide and go seek champion November, 24 1971 to present.


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am


TAGS: gawd i hate jokes about women drivers
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - June 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Thanks for that Harr. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. If I dye this albatross white, I'll look just like a blonde manly Bjorn ... in an deranged swan dress. *snickers*
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 10:46 pm
Worked for a guy that had a tractor we had to start that way, and a '52 Ford Pickup. P/U had no compression, but the tractor would take your leg off with that crank. Wasn't real good about disengaging on ignition.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 8:20 pm
BoneCD - June 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
I don't cause I'm liven' with one! 5 poodles


BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.

TAGS: vw volksagen beetle women drivers bad fail owned
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:28 pm
heh. "Blow it in her face and she'll follow you forever" or, you know, until you can't run anymore and she gives you a high-heel to the scrotum.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:29 am
I actually can't watch Madmen. My wife began to watch it.... I almost made it to half of season 1.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:43 pm
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:42 am
Wonderful. 5

AAA - "Is this AAA Roadside assistance? My name is Susan..." "Say no more, what is your location, Ma'am."

TAGS: women bad drivers
Rating: 3.48/5

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urwis - December 4, 2012, 2:13 pm
Holland drivers...not so rare situation there ;)
Krissie - March 26, 2010, 7:32 pm
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
love it!
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 4:54 pm
LOL!!!!!!...my 5L
Lex - October 22, 2009, 4:50 pm
My guess is she was on the d*** phone during this episode of "how to high center a vehicle". 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2009, 4:26 pm
I like it! 5 lions.


TAGS: driving drivers handbook joke not seriously
Rating: 4.4/5

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:33 am
I heard it's a prerequisite reading for becoming a Boston cab-driver, along with watching the chase scene in "The French Connection".
Bolverk3778 - March 6, 2014, 4:22 am
Must be part of the UK Police College curriculum. For most of the new officers seem to have forgotten what turn indicators are for!!

BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !

TAGS: barbie the porcelain bus driver paris lindsay britney
Rating: 3.44/5

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MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thanks Mr Sickartist. Did you notice that Uncle Culos had left his hat behind ??
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:22 am
LOL Nice job MustyK 5L

WOMEN DRIVER - Yaaaa.... Need i say more? Poor Mustang

TAGS: women driver
Rating: 1.89/5

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Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:43 pm
With legs like hers, she'll not only be rescued quickly, she'll get a NEW Mustang.
Waffles - November 21, 2008, 3:36 am
I like that the poster says "Need I say more?" just before it says more.
trenbo - October 19, 2008, 12:41 am
V6, Convertable, Mustang: Doesn't get much more girly than that.....Maybe if it was pink.
Joe Browser - March 24, 2008, 10:36 am
It's funnier when the reader doesn't have to correct your grammar. It should read WOMEN DRIVERS.
Homeless Joe - March 18, 2008, 8:31 pm
Please, learn the difference between 'were' and 'where' before trying to rag on Mustangs.
ninja - February 29, 2008, 3:04 am
thats were all mustangs should be driven. that or off a cliff. Slow pieces of crap.

THE NEXT DAY - I Wake Up And Think By Myself: 'Awesome, I'm Already Dressed!'

TAGS: don t drink and drive by bus
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - April 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
Gees that's going to hurt when he wake up

DOES THIS MEAN - I've failed the parking component of my driving test ?

YOUR TAX MONEY - Look, it's back !


TAGS: inertia drives forward quit pzy
Rating: 4.68/5

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crankyhead - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm


TAGS: patience douche asshat drivethrough burger
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 3, 2013, 9:42 pm
and you really need to go to the bathroom. very badly.
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 9:54 am
And when they finally got their order and are about to leave, they run out of fuel.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 11:13 am

And they are non-English-speaking. They also become distracted by the sound of my head b***** against the steering wheel of my truck.

Slug Bug -

TAGS: vw beetle drive around innocent punched
Rating: 4.72/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:49 pm

SOME ARE DRIVEN BY SUCCESS - Others are driven to the insane asylum ...

TAGS: some success driven insane asylum
Rating: 4.18/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:17 am
I've been driven by and to both.


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break

EYEPATCHES - Cause there ain't *nothing* sexier than a chick who lost her right eye.

TAGS: eye patch elle driver callisto rihanna angelina
Rating: 3.5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am
gives a new meaning to skull F...

DILEMMA - My Boss May Fire Me If I Don't Get to Work Get Me A Drink

DRIVE - Practice makes perfect

ICP FANS - Why applications for summer camp driver should ALWAYS Include "Favorite Band"

TAGS: icp kids bus driver
Rating: 2.29/5
Dustin Marthington - December 20, 2008, 3:40 pm
great picture caption.
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 7:30 pm
I'm going to pray that 'Jimi' isn't a juggalo.
Jimi - August 11, 2008, 12:42 am
OMG Thanks Frank! Hi Frank its Jimi!

AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.

TAGS: fail owned truck driver crash low bridge
Rating: 1.76/5

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440wakeup - March 21, 2011, 9:34 am
The blazer i cant explain why someoene would ship that too germany, but thats the only thing thats american.
Hakiu - May 20, 2009, 2:25 pm
Tunnel Bait, which are just as bad as tunnels.
Little Johnny - May 19, 2009, 8:22 pm
Fail... this picture is from Germany and it is not an American at the wheel.

THE MODERN WOMAN - Multitasking seemed to be the only way Norma could balance career and family. When the end came, she never knew what hit her.

TAGS: bad drivers crankyhead
Rating: 4.21/5

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jameswnash - August 14, 2010, 11:46 pm
Reminds me of the mayhem commercials for AllState

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

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timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.

IRONY - Adding insult to injury since... ever

YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS - "Welcome aboard. My name's Brittany and I'll be your Captain..."

TOOLS - The female way

TAGS: women female screwdriver hammer tool
Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.



TAGS: drivers ed rap
Rating: 4.78/5

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Bandit5906 - March 26, 2016, 3:51 am
Gotta love the sound of the starter motor on a running engine!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2012, 6:33 pm
I've been teaching my fiancée to drive, I feel your pain. 5L.

FRIENDS - Don't let friends drink and drive

WOMEN DRIVERS - just because that is the space you parked doesn't make it a parking space

TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 3.15/5

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5150monkeylove - April 11, 2011, 10:28 pm
Are you sure? I have seen videos of them diving, and I think they have it right.
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:24 pm
lol women cant dive


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy ****!

4 WHEEL DRIVE - Russian style

- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his bus.

TAGS: drive cliff
Rating: 2.83/5
KETA - July 22, 2009, 7:04 pm
cool story bro
Hack Jandey - September 10, 2008, 6:39 pm
Heard this one long before Jack Handey ripped it off. :-)
lolc - August 12, 2008, 12:17 pm
Jack Handey rip-off

D.U.P. -

TAGS: pms women driver ouch
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2014, 11:19 pm
Bingo! 5L
JesusWept - January 20, 2014, 3:22 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - January 20, 2014, 3:19 pm
Haha! Thanks!
MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:11 pm
Talking from experience...like any other law, D.U.P is only illegal if you get caught. The fine is an incredibly steep 5Ls!
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:08 pm

Hmmm...Had I known someone whould have a camera, I would have been more circumspect (that means I wouldn't have let him escape the car).
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 5:12 pm
Now THIS is Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:35 pm

LOL...real nice

nonsensical nonsense #2 -

hopes & wishes -

Dog Drivers -

The Drive By -

TAGS: break in theft stolen remote control drive by crazy
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:48 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. Now don't get any ideas!
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thanks Jesus. Sometimes it really shocks me that you have a sense of humour...but then it passes. Tee hee!
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:51 pm
Bam! 5
JesusWept - May 14, 2014, 6:36 pm
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L


Drive safely -


TAGS: janchallenge southpark flash drive
Rating: 3.85/5

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Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:45 am
I want this.

1989 ANNUAL MEETING - of female boat captains

TAGS: women can t drive
Rating: 3.67/5

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rerun - June 14, 2010, 7:41 pm

WTF? How could you ban tweety "stein", he seemd like a fellow Je....yeah, good call.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 7:39 pm
You can lie and say you're just giving 1Ls here and there, but our reports show otherwise... talk the talk.... under another username now.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 7:38 pm
Bye Tweedy. Keep changing IPs, and keep getting banned. Or, grow up and move on.
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:36 pm
well since admin doesn't return emails i guess i'm destined to commit "1L bombings" from new names and IPs forever...sad thing is that i actually gave more 5s than 1s................apparently you can't give 1s to certain people without being perma-banned
rerun - April 16, 2010, 5:11 pm

Ironic, I can give this a 4L even AFTER know_it_all gave me 1L on 12 of my posters today.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 5:09 pm

like this, they all saw that parking spot 1st.

HEY! - The sign said "Drive THRU", Not "Drive AROUND"!!

STEREOTYPES - they start early

TAGS: barbie woman drivers
Rating: 3.17/5

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GreatWhiteHype - January 29, 2010, 6:35 am
actually i have. I popped one's cherry, and nothing... wait a minute, that b**** lied to me!
culos - January 28, 2010, 4:49 am
Just askin' but have you actually tried that, I mean checked whether they bleed? I'm sure PMS Barbie does, don't know about the others...
GreatWhiteHype - January 27, 2010, 5:52 pm
well yeah, barbies dont have blood sooooo
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:58 pm
That is so fake!

File Transfer -

NASCAR DRIVER AIDS - Not all technology has to be expensive.

TAGS: nascar driver aids
Rating: 2.85/5

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Derek - February 7, 2010, 7:54 pm
@Cloud - You're all torque
Cloudchaser - February 7, 2010, 9:58 am
Put a Nascar Nextel Cup stocker in a tug of war with a Formula 1 or Indy Car and see what happens

FREE CAR WASH - The cheap way to DIY

ACCIDENTS LIKE THESE - are why my wife doesn't drive

DEPRESSED - Because you know you'll never be as awsome as this

TAGS: piledriver shark awsome
Rating: 2.53/5

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Chron139 - August 10, 2009, 9:43 am
Its all part of the plan to catch spelling nazis like yourselfs.
Seb - December 20, 2008, 5:35 pm
Why do you not CHECK your spelling?
Dustin Marthington - October 4, 2008, 1:01 pm
prime example of the decline of motifake. picture, and comment.
MeanGene - October 1, 2008, 7:39 am
"Awesome" soon to be the most misspelled word on the internetz.



TAGS: challenge tourist driveby love rerun
Rating: 4.88/5

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coldinjected - January 2, 2011, 6:10 pm
I'd get off the bus if licking the windows wasn't so much fun.


TAGS: cyclist anger management driver
Rating: 4.68/5

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tellitlikeitis - September 21, 2010, 7:25 pm
Most excellent. Stay of the road!
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
No i didn't and i will never give you credit for the pic. NEVAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 1:35 pm

did you ever submit that one from hammys place you did last night? do it if noit...i want pic credit though...olo
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 1:19 pm
amsome! 5L RL


TAGS: drive carefully
Rating: 4.46/5

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treborkcol - August 7, 2010, 8:00 am
optmischrist strikes now theres no one to stop him taking over
Airman - May 7, 2010, 4:39 pm
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 3:23 pm
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 3:23 pm
5L points for hitting a rode wearing guy from Massachusetts! double score if he was out of the crosswalk.
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 2:41 pm
the most epic story in the news
pieman - May 7, 2010, 2:04 pm
She's on the highway to hell! 5L


TAGS: real patriots drive nissan
Rating: 4/5

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shadow87 - December 27, 2011, 7:47 am
Its called irony Lteve
Lteve91 - September 1, 2011, 4:20 pm
im more a ford guy myself

BUZZ DROIDS? - No R2, I said " we got buzzed drivers."

TAGS: star wars drivers
Rating: 3.92/5

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R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:15 am
Great pic! Could have done so much better with the text, still 4L for the pic.


TAGS: i just drive around you and lol
Rating: 3.55/5

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Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 8:47 pm
Fava beans, that is. Excellent, Ron.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's one hell of a pothole, though... with beans, some corn and..... a hint of paprika, it seems.
RONSART - July 10, 2009, 6:39 pm
Thx Mr. BoneCD.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:17 pm
5 Poodles here

MEANWHILE, IN AFGHANISTAN... - Another tragic accident is caused by driving while texting.


DO NOT DRIVE STONED - The results may be a heavy burden ...

TAGS: do not drive stoned heavy
Rating: 2.63/5

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MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 6:14 pm
getting stoned means a lot now, (bro) talk I've never been this stoned before.

DEPTH PERCEPTION - And you don't have four wheel drive. But you do have a messed up Mazda

PREPARE - My name is Chuck Norris, you forgot to check your rear zone. Prepare to die.

TAGS: chuck norris drivers ed
Rating: 1.14/5

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CoolioIndeed - June 15, 2010, 9:30 pm
Ph**oshop Fail.


TAGS: directions men drivers humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:35 pm

GAry, I once passed the entrance to the George Washington Bridge in DC at least TEN times before my DH finally decided to listen to his daughter (who was about 8 at the time, and me), screaming TURN HERE!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:34 pm

Most of the men I know would gleefully pass gas in a 5-star reataurant and blame the maitre'd, so I don't buy the 'don't want to bother anyone' posit, either.
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:34 pm

Most of the men I know would gleefully pass gas in a 5-star reataurant and blame the maitre'd, so I don't buy the 'don't want to bother anyone' posit, either.
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:30 am

Bah! Emilio, I'd be more likely to agree with you if I hadn't spent hours of my life I can never get back, at the mercy of a guy who turns directly opposite of the way we need to go, when I have a map in my lap or a GPS running on my phone...nah. Sorry.
GaryO - October 3, 2013, 9:17 am
Well, ya got me Vernon. However, it takes skill to distract passengers when passing the same landmark for the third time in an hour. ‘LOOK! COWS!’ 5 lost male lions
EmilioDumphque - October 3, 2013, 1:59 am
I think men must have a better sense of where the cardinal directions are than women. Also, we don't want to bother anyone until we've made an honest effort.

Sonic Screwdriver -

TAGS: sonic screwdriver
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - May 21, 2013, 8:30 pm

The Tenth Doctors Sonic Screwdriver, as a pen. I have one of those.

New Neighbors -

Oblivious/Inconsiderate Drivers -

Meanwhile -

Red Asphalt -

TAGS: red asphalt drivers education generations
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 22, 2014, 6:18 pm
Heh, I have been guilty of the same…with a dam cell phone in my good ear…once. And, yeah, I did, for a moment, wonder what all the ruckus was about. Guilty, yer honoress.
lgvernon - March 22, 2014, 5:20 pm

And looking in his side mirror, he surely shouted, "Where the hell did that geezer in the Wrangler come from?!!"
lgvernon - March 22, 2014, 5:20 pm

And looking in his side mirror, he surely shouted, "Where the hell did that geezer in the Wrangler come from?!!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 1:25 pm
And not an officer around when you need one. But if you taillight is out they could stop you two to three times - in the same freakin' day.
GaryO - March 21, 2014, 8:29 am
Yup. A hairless tiny headed big eared octogenarian almost wiped me out with his gigantamous motor home on 205 last night. Just came over into my lane, sending me and my Wrangler into an off road excursion.

basis and fact -

TAGS: drive angry movies nicholas freakin cage
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 11, 2013, 12:55 pm
Really? I didn't remember it coming to theaters, thank God. But that explains a lot.
Cannabal - September 11, 2013, 12:34 pm
Um....it was released. In 2011.

Colorado - Turn Signals Are Optional -

TAGS: colorado hell wtf car drive
Rating: 4.93/5

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prideside5 - June 3, 2013, 9:25 pm
ROTFLMAO It's so true. It's just like that. Right lane means slow, left means slow middle lanes are used for passing when possible. Big thumbs up.

Improvements -

TAGS: quote tommy cooper dumb blonde woman driver
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2013, 12:24 pm
Yeah some people should keep their compliments to themselves! But then again, they do have a donut fund quota to fill ya know...bahaha. Thanks for sharing Jesus!
JesusWept - July 7, 2013, 8:31 am
Recently a cop "complimented" me for my driving. Took a big wet bite out of my wallet. Speeding (wasn't) fine LOL

Increased Womens Rights -

TAGS: saudia arabia allowing women drive
Rating: 4.92/5

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spacedog - July 15, 2013, 11:41 am
HA! Cars in America are such wh0re5, showing off there tail lights in public.
ughomer - July 15, 2013, 4:33 am
Funny, funny theme (ISM News Channel). 5L.
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 10:52 pm
I KNEW that was the Ism news crew!
Reality Lord - July 14, 2013, 10:50 pm



TAGS: innocence calendar women drivers
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:39 am
5ad, true, and painfully funny.
spacedog - June 3, 2012, 10:59 am
Ouch. 5L
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 9:54 am

Supersize That? -

THE D.D. - Being the Designated Driver does have it's privileges.

TAGS: signs dont drink and drive
Rating: 4.4/5

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MPsniper - July 10, 2012, 8:27 pm
or "fewer"


INNOVATION - Having a suspended drivers license gave Geneva the inspiration she needed to make her own catering service signs.



TAGS: hard drive soul
Rating: 4.07/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 4:00 pm
Maps of Hawaii FTW! 5L
GreyScorpion - May 9, 2010, 3:45 pm
thanks space, I'm demotivated now, 5L

observe -

Women Drivers -

TAGS: accident wheels woman driver
Rating: 3.5/5

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Bolverk3778 - May 28, 2014, 3:56 pm
What the insurance company will want to know, 'Whats the name of the idiot tyre-fitter that didn't torque up the wheel nuts correctly'

MY DRIVEWAY - Getting More "V" Than Me

TAGS: driveway v
Rating: 3.42/5

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rerun - March 8, 2010, 7:26 pm

That tree in the middle is a b**** when it comes to its leaves. Small one in front is coming down after this year, being eaten internally by carpenter ants
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 8, 2010, 5:53 pm
Everyone loves a driveway during summer and spring months less grow to mow...come fall dragging a metal rake across it to get leaves, or shoveling it in winter..
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 8, 2010, 5:52 pm
Hello DPW I'd like 2 report that its been 24 hours since the last snowfall and my neighbor......