Drive Demotivational Poster
AUDI DRIVERS -
SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
ITT TECH -
BMW DRIVERS -
ADMIT IT - You're thinking about it too
HELL BUS -
ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS - And that is 10 miles away from the REAL meeting place.
DRIVE SAFE -
JUST WAIT A MINUTE! -
WAIT A MINUTE... - An Asian AND a Woman? You might as well light the car on... Oh... never-mind....
BARGAIN- BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS SO DRINK, DON'T DRIVE -
STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...
student drivers -
ALCOHOL DRIVER TEST - Even if he passes the sobriety test I stll think he is screwed.
WHAT A CHOP -
D.B COOPER - Hide and go seek champion November, 24 1971 to present.
HANDGUN SAFETY -
WOMEN DRIVERS -
FEMALE VALETS -
BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.
AAA - "Is this AAA Roadside assistance? My name is Susan..." "Say no more, what is your location, Ma'am."
BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !
WOMEN DRIVER - Yaaaa.... Need i say more? Poor Mustang
THE NEXT DAY - I Wake Up And Think By Myself: 'Awesome, I'm Already Dressed!'
DOES THIS MEAN - I've failed the parking component of my driving test ?
YOUR TAX MONEY - Look, it's back !
Slug Bug -
SOME ARE DRIVEN BY SUCCESS - Others are driven to the insane asylum ...
IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION
EYEPATCHES - Cause there ain't *nothing* sexier than a chick who lost her right eye.
DILEMMA - My Boss May Fire Me If I Don't Get to Work Get Me A Drink
DRIVE - Practice makes perfect
ICP FANS - Why applications for summer camp driver should ALWAYS Include "Favorite Band"
AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.
THE MODERN WOMAN - Multitasking seemed to be the only way Norma could balance career and family. When the end came, she never knew what hit her.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...
KILLING SPREE -
IRONY - Adding insult to injury since... ever
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS - "Welcome aboard. My name's Brittany and I'll be your Captain..."
TOOLS - The female way
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT -
FRIENDS - Don't let friends drink and drive
WOMEN DRIVERS - just because that is the space you parked doesn't make it a parking space
4 WHEEL DRIVE - Russian style
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his bus.
nonsensical nonsense #2 -
hopes & wishes -
Dog Drivers -
The Drive By -
IN HINDSIGHT -
Drive safely -
OH MY GOD -
1989 ANNUAL MEETING - of female boat captains
HEY! - The sign said "Drive THRU", Not "Drive AROUND"!!
STEREOTYPES - they start early
File Transfer -
NASCAR DRIVER AIDS - Not all technology has to be expensive.
FREE CAR WASH - The cheap way to DIY
ACCIDENTS LIKE THESE - are why my wife doesn't drive
DEPRESSED - Because you know you'll never be as awsome as this
SATAN HAS UR NUMBER -
CHALLENGES...WILL YOU ACCEPT THEM? -
HOOD ORNAMENT -
11TH COMMANDMENT -
BUZZ DROIDS? - No R2, I said " we got buzzed drivers."
MEANWHILE, IN AFGHANISTAN... - Another tragic accident is caused by driving while texting.
FEMALE DRIVERS -
DO NOT DRIVE STONED - The results may be a heavy burden ...
DEPTH PERCEPTION - And you don't have four wheel drive. But you do have a messed up Mazda
PREPARE - My name is Chuck Norris, you forgot to check your rear zone. Prepare to die.
ATTENTION MEN -
Sonic Screwdriver -
New Neighbors -
Oblivious/Inconsiderate Drivers -
Red Asphalt -
basis and fact -
Colorado - Turn Signals Are Optional -
Increased Womens Rights -
SHE WAS DOING 90 -
Supersize That? -
THE D.D. - Being the Designated Driver does have it's privileges.
THE BEAR WAS DRIVING -
INNOVATION - Having a suspended drivers license gave Geneva the inspiration she needed to make her own catering service signs.
THIS IS YOUR CELLPHONE PROVIDER -
Women Drivers -
MY DRIVEWAY - Getting More "V" Than Me
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